The tales of a hockey-playing, homeschooling, computer-loving, day-tripping, mess-making, weapon-weilding, fire-setting, boy-scouting, famliy. All boys.
monitor lizards defy your two-year old frame of reference... icing is wearable... you always have someone to 'fall back on'.
and you are pretty certain that you have this all under control.
Always good for a seany montage LOL