Conversation with an almost 2 year-old

I got the pleasure of getting Seany out of his crib this morning - it is an often fought-over priveledge. I found him standing with his arms casually hanging over the top rail.

Sean: Hi Mom.

Mom: Hi Sean.

Sean: E home?

Mom: Nope, E's at school.

Sean: Daddy home?

Mom: Yes, Daddy's home.

Sean: Yeah!! Wet.

Mom: Yes, you're really wet - that's alot of pee. You'll need a bath.

Sean: Pee, bath?

Mom: Yes.

Sean: Monkey bath?

Mom: No, monkey can't take a bath.

Sean: Monkey pee.

Mom: No, monkey can watch.

Sean: Monkey watch.